Melt the Asphalt 13 road trips every guy must take in his lifetime

1.The destination-unknown weekend road trip. Bring your girl, your wallet, and your sense of adventure. Uncharted territory is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

2. The border hop. Crossing state boundaries carries all the prosaic ceremony a tollbooth can offer. Which is to say, none. But cross into Tijuana, Mexico, from San Diego and you'll develop an appreciation for how different life can really be over the fence.

3. The one-way voyage. You leave your life behind, say goodbye to your friends, and set out into the world to find fame, fortune, or some combination of the two in a place you never thought you'd call home. They don't make a GPS for this kind of trip. You navigate by the pull of your gut.

4. The coast-to-coaster. Yes, it takes time. It takes money. But here's why it's essential: You will meet one unforgettable girl and never see her again. You will almost land in jail. And best of all, you will collect more immortal memories than you will bugs on your windshield.

5. The urban zigzag. Doesn't matter in which city: New York, Chicago, Houston, San Francisco. Just drive through it, fast, at 3 a.m. You'll feel like you own the place.

6. The European weekend. Pick one grand city: Paris, Prague, Berlin, Barcelona, Rome, London. Leave Thursday. Return Monday. Pack just one small backpack. It's much harder to hate the world once you've actually seen it.

7. The grid skip. Go anywhere beyond the reach of city lights and cell towers. Preferably, it requires starting a fire from scratch, catching dinner, and not showering -- things every guy should be able to do if pressed.

8. The jam session. Jerry's gone, but the nomadic, roving utopia pioneered by Deadheads can still be found on a minitour circuit. Fill your trunk with provisions and follow your favorite band for as long as vacation time allows. There's something pure, noble, and essential about a live-music tour in outdoor venues.

9. The long goodbye. Letting your grandfather die with dignity doesn't mean FedEx-ing flowers to his nursing home every Friday. When you care enough to give the very best, give yourself.

10. New Orleans. Because it's still there.

11. The three-ballpark trip. Try Baltimore (Camden Yards) to New York (Yankee Stadium) to Boston (Fenway Park), if you're on the East Coast; Cincinnati (Great American Ball Park) to Chicago (Wrigley Field) to St. Louis (Busch Stadium) in the Midwest; and Seattle (Safeco Field) to Oakland (McAfee Coliseum) to San Francisco (AT&T Park) on the West Coast.

12. The test track. There's something empowering about identifying a killer stretch of road, learning its nuances, and wearing grooves in the asphalt.

13. The reconciliation. Against all reason, you set out to win her back, showing up on the doorstep in her new town, new dorm, or new apartment. If you succeed, you get the girl. If you fail, at least you've learned how strong your will can be when you're reaching for something you really want.

8 Awesome Beer Commercials and why we love them

Written by Jason · Filed Under Regretful's Blog

Theres a certain soft spot in every mans heart when it comes to beer commercials. They can lift the mood when your team is losing, give us a chuckle, and make us want another beer all at the same time. Today we’re going to honor some of the best.

8: Real Men of Genius - Silent Killer Gas Passer (Budlight)

90% of the time I will change the radio station once the commercials start to roll. The Real Men of Genius series is part of the 10% that will not get skipped over. They’ve made an ass out of almost every single “that guy” in the world, all while raising up a beer in their name.

7: Can I get another Beer Bitch? (Bierbitzch)

How not to ask for a drink. The first time I saw this my head was sideways like a confused German Shepard. Then I saw the punchline and chuckled. One of these days I will hit the local dive bar and see if saying “Can I get a Bierbitzch” actually works, or gets me 86′d.

6: Wedding Reception (Budlight)

Weddings suck. We go for the free booze and to meet hot brides maids. If it wasn’t for the reception, I’m almost certain the number of wedding attendees would plummet by 80%. If you’re planning to get married, do your buddies a favor and exchange the rings, skip the vows, and say “I do”.

5: Foreplay (Fosters)

Ladies it almost pains me to say this but…Unless you’re in a new relationship, we’re probably going to be more interested in the game on TV. Come back once our team has dominated (minimal talking preferred).

4: Psycho Ex Girlfriend (Brahma)

Whats worse than an Ex girlfriend with a grudge? A psycho Ex girlfriend with a grudge. Whats worse than a psycho Ex girlfriend with a grudge? A psycho Ex girlfriend with a grudge, who knows voodoo. Yup, you’re pretty much fucked. Instead of crying about it; drink a Brahma, piss in her face, and laugh.

3: Better than a Hot Chick at the Pool (Hahn)

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It doesn’t get much better than scoping out a hot babe at a pool from an area where she is oblivious to you. Oh wait, yes it does. Scoping out a hot babe, who is completely soaked, while drinking her beer.

2: Skinny Dipping (Budlight)

Wrong place at the wrong time? Hardly. If I ever hit the mega millions you can bet your ass that one of these is going to be in my back yard.

1: How Men Screw up Romance (Hahn)

Romance is overrated. The tub and the girl aren’t going anywhere. If you see an opening to perform an epic cannon ball, then by god you better take it. Boo hoo, you might not end up being hand fed a bowl of strawberries, but who cares? A stellar cannon ball performance is always well worth it.

Botox for Men?

Getting older isn’t just a concern for women anymore. More and more men are actually signing up for anti-aging treatments - Botox being the main one. So is this process of turning back the clock any different for men than it is for women? If you’re a man thinking about getting Botox done, read on to find out what you can expect.

In case you’re a little behind on the times, Botox is one of the most commonly performed anti-aging procedures around and is often the first go-to method for those seeking a younger looking complexion. Botox involves the use of a needle that injects a botulism toxin (a type of paralytic) into the skin. The results include a smoother and firmer appearance, while minimizing fine lines and wrinkles. So if you’re not afraid of needles, this could be a viable option for you.

While women have been Botox’s most consistent customer, studies are now showing more men becoming interested in this procedure. The number of male Botox patients has continued to climb in the last few years and doesn’t show any signs of slowing down. Many are referred to by their spouses or female friends who have had the procedure done. The appeal of Botox for women and certainly for men is that this method doesn’t involve going under the knife, is much more affordable and doesn’t require any downtime.

As far as treatment goes, the process is pretty much the same for men as it is for women. However, recent dermatology studies have found that many men aren’t receiving the right amount of Botox for the best results. In general, men need a higher dose than their female counterparts. Some men who received the same amount as women found the results faded quicker, causing the need for more treatments, as well as the skin not taking to the dosage. If you are a larger and more masculine man, you’ll need a higher dose than a man who is more slender.

Because of this difference in dosage, male Botox patients should first ask their doctor how many male patients they’ve treated, seek before and after pictures, and be sure they have a thorough understanding of giving the appropriate doses. If your Botox provider isn’t aware that there is such a difference in Botox dosages for men and women, move on to the next person.

The risks associated with Botox are rare but they do exist. Some become allergic to the injection and due to the muscle-numbing effect, you may look like you have a permanent frown. However, such side effects are only temporary. If you are currently taking antibiotics, you’ll want to do a consultation with your doctor first before getting Botox, since the presence of antibiotics in your system can increase your chances for getting an adverse reaction. You can get Botox done as needed or whenever you feel the effects start to fade.